This is a tad long, but worth reading! x

Jenny was so happy about the house they had found.

For once in her life twas on the right side of town.

She unpacked her things with such great ease

As she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze.

How wonderful it was to have her own room.

School would be starting; she'd have friends over soon.

There'd be sleep-overs, and parties; she was so happy

It's just the way she wanted her life to be.

 

On the first day of school, everything went great.

She made new friends and even got a date!

She thought, "I want to be popular and I'm going to be,

Because I just got a date with the star of the team!"

To be known in this school you had to have clout,

And dating this guy would sure help her out.

There was only one problem stopping her fate.

Her parents had said she was too young to date.

 

"Well I just won't tell them the entire truth.

They won't know the difference; what's there to lose?"

Jenny asked to stay with her friends that night.

Her parents frowned but said, "All right."

Excited, she got ready for the big event

But as she rushed around like she had no sense,

She began to feel guilty about all the lies,

But what's a pizza, a party, and a moonlight ride?

 

Well the pizza was good, and the party was great,

But the moonlight ride would have to wait.

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How 2 make a Woman happy.. :S

 

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY ?

 

 It's really not difficult at all... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be :

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynaecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organiser

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly

45. love shopping

46. be honest

47. be very rich

48. not stress her out

49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself.

51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself.

52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes.

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This Made Me Laf My Head Off And A Weed Myself!

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heheh

*lil joke!!!*

One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard". Their son walked in and said "What does bitch and bastard mean?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen". The next day the parents decided to have sex, the women said "feel my titties" and the man said "feel my dick". Their son walked in and asked "What does titties and dick mean?" and the parents replied "hats and coats". On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "Shit" he said, the kid came in and asked "What's that mean" and the man said it was the brand shaving cream he was using. Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean" the mom said that is what she calls stuffing the turkey. Then the door bell rang. The kid answered the door to his relatives and said "Alright you bitches and bastards, put your dicks and titties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey!

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x!x this is soo true x!x

• Why does ur gyneacologist leave the room when u gt undressed ?
• Why cant women put mascara on wif there mouth closed ?
• Is it possible to brush ur teeth without wiggling ur ass ?
• Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing u do is stand up and say , ' My names is Bob and i am an alcoholic '?
• Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer ?
• Why does mineral water that has trickled through the mountains for centuries have a used'by date ?
• Why do toasters have a setting tht burns the toast and then nobody eats it ?
• Is french kissing in france just called kissing ?
• What do people in china call there good plates ?
• Why do people point to there wrist when there askin for the time but not at there crotch when they ask were the toilet is ?
•  Why is it when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe you believe them but when someone tells you tht there is wet paint somewere you have 2 touch it 2 make sure ?

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haha!!

 

 

 

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This is kinda Sad but sweet!

Girl : Slow Down i'm scared

Boy : No this is Fun !

Girl : No it's not , It's scary

Boy : Then tell me you love me !

Girl : Ok then "I love you" , Now but slow down !

Boy : Now give me a hug

Girl : *  Girl Hugs Boy *

Boy : Can you take my helmet and put it on yourself , Its Bugging me !

 

 

                                 In the Paper the next day :

   A motorcycle crashed into a building yesterday because of a break failure two people were involved a male and a female ........ only one survived.


                                         The Truth :

Half way down the road the 18 yr old boy realised his breaks weren't working , he didn't want to tell his girlfriend instead he made her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time. He let her wear his helmet so that she could live, realising she would have been the one that died.

Woman's English!!

 

Yes = No

No = yes

Maybe = No

I’m sorry = You'll be sorry

We need = I want

Its your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure... go ahead = I don’t want you to.

I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!

Your ... so manly = You need to shave and u sweat a lot

Your certainly attentive tonight = Is the bed all you think about???

Be romantic turn the lights off = I have Flabby thighs                                                        

Do you love me?? = I’m going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me?? = I did something today which ur really not going to like

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off ur shoes and find a good game on TV

Is my butt fat?? = Tell me I’m beautiful

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Are you listening to me?? = Too late your dead

My lips have gone all funny= I’m puckering up, kiss me

(Sneeze)= I’m thinking about you

 

Men's English!...

 

I’m hungry = I’m hungry

I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy

I’m tired = I’m tired

Do you want to go to a movie?? = Id eventually like to go to bed with you

Can I take you out to dinner?? = Id eventually like to go to bed with you

Can I call you sometime?? = Id eventually like to go to bed with you

May I have this dance?? = Id eventually like to go to bed with you.

Nice dress = Nice cleavage

You look tense, Let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you

What’s wrong?? = I guess going to bed tonight is out of the question

I’m bored = Do you want to go to bed?

I love you = Lets got to bed now

I love you to = Okay, I said it.... We’d better go to bed now!

Lets talk = I’m trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person and then maybe you’d like to go to bed with me

Will you marry me?? = I want to make it illegal for you to go to bed with other guys

I don’t think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I am gay

It’s boiling in here= you look hot, take off your clothes

TITANIC!!

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,

I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mummy
Would still want to hug me.

When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home

I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.

COPY AND PASTE THIS IN TO YOUR SPACES 2 LET PEOPLE KNOW THAT CHILD ABUSE  is WRONG

Hya!!

       I reli dnt av a clue wot ur sposed to write ere! coz its not as tho nyone is eva intrested!!! so all im sayin is hyaaaaaaaaaaa!!! luv ya all amanda xxxxxxxxxxxxxx